*The text appears on a Web page as a Morse message and ...

*the Images come into your Customs.

*You send a message to your favorite discussion list and you see it published after a week.

*Your credit card expires while you're ordering something on line.

* The Playboy site presents "The partner of the year"... for 1989.

*You still haven't finished downloading the new popular game "Ping Pong".

*Anybody you talk to on the net phone you hear like Forrest Gump.

*You receive stamped e-mails.

* You push the "send" button, a door opens in the monitor and a dove flies out.