TEN ways of knowing when your connection is a bit slow
*The text appears on a Web page as a Morse message and ...
*the Images come into your Customs.
*You send a message to your favorite discussion list and you see it published after a week.
*Your credit card expires while you're ordering something on line.
* The Playboy site presents "The partner of the year"... for 1989.
*You still haven't finished downloading the new popular game "Ping Pong".
*Anybody you talk to on the net phone you hear like Forrest Gump.
*You receive stamped e-mails.
* You push the "send" button, a door opens in the monitor and a dove flies out.